How I cure nappy rash fast

Nappy rash sucks! No matter how hard you try to keep it at bay almost every baby will experience nappy rash at some point.Whether its teething troubles, too much fruit or a dreaded stomach bug, there are so many things that can cause your baby’s bum to flare up.

But fortunately for us, we’ve found a saviour in Metanium nappy cream so it’s never around for long.

An ode to Metanium

The first time I saw that bright yellow packet
I was at my baby shower and was presented with it.

“This is the best nappy cream ever,” my friend exclaimed.
But I just laughed – “Really? Aren’t they all the same?”

Now I look back and think: “How wrong was I?”
This cream is the best that I ever did try.

One day a tummy bug hit and it filled us with dread.
The baby had nappy rash. It was sore and bright red.

We tried everything we could to soothe her pain,
But we couldn’t get rid of it – our efforts were in vain.

“Why is nothing working?” I started to scream.
But then I remembered the magic yellow cream.

Her rash was so painful that with each touch she squealed.
But after just two applications her little bum was healed.

Now whenever her bum starts to look red and sore
We grab the Metanium and apply some more.

A little amount truly goes a long way.
Just don’t get it on your clothes it’ll be there all day.

It smells disgusting and it stains everything.
But with an impressive cure rate – are you really complaining?

It’s a must-have for every family first aid kit.
We really truly couldn’t be without it.

So, the next time your little one has a sore bum,
Make sure you try the magical Metanium!

How do you tackle nappy rash? Is Metanium a must-have in your house too?

Metanium Nappy Rash Ointment is available to buy in all good pharmacies and supermarkets. For more tips on how to cure nappy rash visit the NHS help page.

NOTE: This blog is for entertainment purposes only. I am in no way qualified to give medical advice and this should not be taken as such. This is NOT a sponsored post. I am just THAT in love with the magic yellow dream cream.

13 thoughts on “How I cure nappy rash fast

  1. Hahaha this is actually brilliant – an ode to nappy rash cream! We had similar issues with food poisoning (literally no idea how she got it!) – I couldn’t believe how sore they can get, poor little baby bums. Thanks for linking with #blogstravaganza

  2. Nappy rash is awful. Thankfully we’re past that stage now but I wish I’d heard of metanium back then, it sounds great. I always ditched wipes in favour of cotton wool and water too when mine had problems and that seemed to speed up the healing.

  3. oh gosh I had almost forgotten about the dreaded nappy rash, my babies are getting too old (insert me crying here). Glad you found a brilliant one, it can be so awful and hard to clear up! Thanks for linking up with #ablogginggoodtime

  4. Metanium is brilliant stuff. It was the only thing that really worked well when my girls had nappy rash. My sister is a nurse and uses it at work – it’s so effective at easing soreness. #bloggerclubuk

  5. I love Metanium! If we don;t have a tube handy then I truly panic. Poor baby George has been suffering with his bum this week so I have been bringing out the magic yellow cream at every turn! It is healing, slowly but surely. Tummy bug and teething mixed in all makes for one sorry little baby! xxx

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