The 12 things I really want for Christmas

The 12 things I REALLY want for Christmas

My husband keeps asking what I want for Christmas and every time I answer he tells me to ask for something that he can actually buy. Well, I’d rather have something from this list thanks!

So, Santa, if you’re listening, here’s what I’d like.

Dear Santa,

On the first day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the second day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: a hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the third day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: an extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the fourth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the fifth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the sixth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the seventh day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: a meal for every day of the week.
Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the eighth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
A meal for every day of the week.
Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the ninth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: a 9am wake up.
Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
A meal for every day of the week.
Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the tenth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: a fully functioning time machine.
A 9am wake up.
Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
A meal for every day of the week.
Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the eleventh day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: a handyman to help fix things.
A fully-functioning time machine.
A 9am wake up.
Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
A meal for every day of the week.
Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

On the twelth day of Christmas I hope you’ll give to me: A 12-month subscription to a cleaning service.
A handyman to help fix things.
A fully-functioning time machine.
A 9am wake up.
Eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.
A meal for every day of the week.
Six bottles of hangover-free wine.
FIIIIIIIIIIVE minutes peace.
Four calorie-free cupcakes.
An extra hour in the day.
A hot cup of tea.
And the chance to go to the toilet in peace.

What would you REALLY like for Christmas? Would you like to share anything I asked for? Let me know in the comments below.

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19 thoughts on “The 12 things I REALLY want for Christmas

  1. Yes! To all the above! Haha. An extra hour in the day would be fab and I loved your FIIIIVE MINUTES PEACE! I was totally singing that at full volume in my head! #sharingthebloglove

  2. Yes!! Santa this is my wish list too! As I’m sure it is to the majority of mothers. Haha! I would especially like the 12 month subscription to a cleaning service! Thank you for sharing. #Blogstravaganza

  3. I was just about to say, Cleaner, but then you added it in! I’d be very happy with any of these this year, but the 8 hours sleep is particularly appealing. A dim and distant dream I think though! Thanks for joining us at #SharingtheBlogLove

  4. Ah I love this!! I’d happily take anything on this list please Father Christmas!! I have a toddler twelve days of Christmas scheduled for Christmas Eve, but I much prefer your Mum version!! Thanks so much for linking this to #DreamTeam and Merry Christmas! xxx

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